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Blowjob Surprise

When receiving a blowjob you suprise your partner with urine.
Last night while my girlfriend was blowing me i gave her a Blowjob Surprise.
by Blow4Now April 22, 2009
mugGet the Blowjob Surprisemug.

Buckeye Surprise

Stumbling upon pictures that were not meant to be seen. The people in the pictures MUST be wearing buckeye gear, or else it is just a surprise.
...looks at phone...clicks inbox....BUCKEYE SURPRISE...throw phone at wall.
by Shin Soo Choo June 3, 2009
mugGet the Buckeye Surprisemug.

Wanghai Surprise

When a girl is sucking on your wang, you pinch her nose so she can't breathe (when she's least expecting it of course--SURPRISE!!) and grab her head with your other hand. She continues to suck your wang with much gusto (with her nose pinched) until she almost gags to death and drools like the creature from Alien.
See above for an example of a Wanghai Surprise.
by Gargamel 2 July 7, 2008
mugGet the Wanghai Surprisemug.

Lemonade Surprise

When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.
Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?
by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
mugGet the Lemonade Surprisemug.

Surprise Lettuce

The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.

Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.
"I just got some surprise lettuce in my quesadilla, yum!"
by Jenna LO February 11, 2013
mugGet the Surprise Lettucemug.

graham surprise

When you pass a task to someone and there is little or no communication to say whether it is done, in progress, complete or any acknowledgement that the task has even been received. The unknown status of this task is know as a 'graham surprise' when you finally get an update.
it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'
by Mr B Poet November 30, 2016
mugGet the graham surprisemug.

surprise handjob

When you shake someones hand and while you shake their hand you pull them in and touch their hand to your groin area. then you yell surprise handjob! and talk about how gay he is for touching your junk
"dude, i just totally surprise handjobed josh, he is so gay now"
by Dj Horan March 9, 2012
mugGet the surprise handjobmug.

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