Blowjob Surprise

When receiving a blowjob you suprise your partner with urine.

Last night while my girlfriend was blowing me i gave her a Blowjob Surprise.

by Blow4Now April 22, 2009

Buckeye Surprise

Stumbling upon pictures that were not meant to be seen. The people in the pictures MUST be wearing buckeye gear, or else it is just a surprise.

...looks at phone...clicks inbox....BUCKEYE SURPRISE...throw phone at wall.

by Shin Soo Choo June 3, 2009

Wanghai Surprise

When a girl is sucking on your wang, you pinch her nose so she can't breathe (when she's least expecting it of course--SURPRISE!!) and grab her head with your other hand. She continues to suck your wang with much gusto (with her nose pinched) until she almost gags to death and drools like the creature from Alien.

See above for an example of a Wanghai Surprise.

by Gargamel 2 July 7, 2008

Lemonade Surprise

When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.

Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

Surprise Lettuce

The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.

Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.

"I just got some surprise lettuce in my quesadilla, yum!"

by Jenna LO February 11, 2013

surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.

"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"

by Zombri507 April 24, 2014

surprise handjob

When you shake someones hand and while you shake their hand you pull them in and touch their hand to your groin area. then you yell surprise handjob! and talk about how gay he is for touching your junk

"dude, i just totally surprise handjobed josh, he is so gay now"

by Dj Horan March 9, 2012