Blowjob Surprise

When receiving a blowjob you suprise your partner with urine.

Last night while my girlfriend was blowing me i gave her a Blowjob Surprise.

by Blow4Now April 22, 2009

Buckeye Surprise

Stumbling upon pictures that were not meant to be seen. The people in the pictures MUST be wearing buckeye gear, or else it is just a surprise.

...looks at phone...clicks inbox....BUCKEYE SURPRISE...throw phone at wall.

by Shin Soo Choo June 3, 2009

Bowling Surprise

A bowling surprise is when you are at the bowling lane and you take a bowling ball and shit inside of the finger holes then put it back on the rack. The next person that uses the bowling ball will get a nice stink finger.

Jamison: I feel bad for who ever is using the size 6 bowling ball, i gave it a nice bowling surprise and they are going to get a finger full of shit.

by Bloodsheddddddddddd February 1, 2010

Bachelor Surprise

many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to Bachelor surprise, Bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)

"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."

by Jazz Hammerhands August 9, 2009

Lemonade Surprise

When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.

Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

Wanghai Surprise

When a girl is sucking on your wang, you pinch her nose so she can't breathe (when she's least expecting it of course--SURPRISE!!) and grab her head with your other hand. She continues to suck your wang with much gusto (with her nose pinched) until she almost gags to death and drools like the creature from Alien.

See above for an example of a Wanghai Surprise.

by Gargamel 2 July 7, 2008

Surprise Lettuce

The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.

Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.

"I just got some surprise lettuce in my quesadilla, yum!"

by Jenna LO February 11, 2013