crutch slapper

someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles

sian isaac the crutch slapper

by simon williams32 December 14, 2009

sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’

I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me

by BillithandJephphy November 24, 2023

Slapper blowy

When Chloe sucks nails slapper snake

I love when Chloe gets to work and does a slapper blowy on my knob as she only tries hard with me

by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020

Slapper blowy

When chloe sucks Niall off

I want a slapper blowy of Chloe because she only tries hard on my cock

by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020

Slapper-blowy

When Chloe gets to work and tries out a slapped-blowy on Niall

I would love Chloe to give me a slapper-blowy right now as she only tries hard with me

by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020

Dick slapper

When a guy takes his hard penis and smacks his bitch into place with it

If my girl steps outta line I’ll dick slapper her back into place

by Wondering idek July 28, 2018

Baloney Slapper

When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.

I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.

by BigDickCorrine April 15, 2022