Royal Fail

When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.

Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022

Cum Royale

A 9-month long sexual "game" where multiple men either take turns cumming deep inside unprotected pussy, or collectively filling a bowl to be funneled into said unprotected pussy.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.

My oshi convinced me that a child of a cum royale would truly be lucky.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.

by DerSkrunk March 21, 2023

royal slutton

location of the biggest sluts in the world: julia ant maria n mr.giaimo; cvoered up as a laundrymat

yo bro wanna hit up the royal slutton today
yea sure bro i really need jewels to touch my woody

by Joseph Murc January 11, 2009

platinum royal

chara nari between hotori tadase and kiseki. a yellow theme. tadase is dressed as a prince. his attacks with a his scepter are holy crown and white crown. the scepter also changes into a sword. his powers are only gained from exposure to the humpty lock.

tadase: kiseki. chara nari.
kiseki: roger.
tadase: my own heart unlock. chara nari: platinum royal!

by ayumu March 12, 2012

royal rimjob

The act of eating your partners ass while simultaneously pushing her head into a toilet and flushing it

Last night I gave my wife a ROYAL RIMJOB

by JamNJme May 13, 2018

Royal Undead

A notorious “club” that consists of mostly male minors based out of Oakhurst California.

“Those Royal Undead guys are not to be fucked with”
“I know they’re fucking savages”
“They must be the hardest group of people in Oakhurst California”

by R.U.C.A._$inister April 21, 2019

Royal Exit

When your roommates wake up before your one night stand does and escort them to the door whilst heckling them.

I wanted to call her but they gave her a royal exit before I could get her number.

by tophatfox June 16, 2017