message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.

Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.

by BadHumor July 23, 2009

i get messages from the stars

A repeating lyric in the popular hit song: Messages from the stars

you:¨Ï get messages from the stars¨ *he says while vibing*
some guy: ¨waht?
i get messages from the stars you dont know?

by Entixer January 23, 2024

dry message

A dry message is a short, blunt, or emotionless text that makes the sender seem uninterested or unengaged. Often used in texting, it lacks enthusiasm or effort, like replying with “ok,” “yeah,” or “lol” without adding anything else to the conversation.

“I texted her a whole paragraph, and all she sent back was ‘k.’ That’s such a dry message.”

by krlprl January 11, 2025

Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.

“Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages”

by Maxi moo October 19, 2020

goobledygoo message

A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.

Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.

by rasheem3 October 11, 2008

You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.

A situation where ChatGPT singles you out and refuses your request (e.g., to send a photo of a squeaky toy), even though the same content seems accessible elsewhere, effectively telling you to FRICK off.

Jane: *uploads a photo of a squeaker* How can I put this squeaker in my inflatable dress?
ChatGPT: You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.

by Moto. August 21, 2025

Quantum Messaging Services

Quantum Physics Services offered by quantumnina.com, who has a genetic quantum nuclear mutation, that often gets mistaken as psychic abilities, magic, fraud, aliens, artificial intelligence, or deity origins.

Quantumnina.com is so cool that she delivers lotteries to people from the future to quantum leap money 50% with clients using her quantum messaging services and she also quantum leaps the government to make decisions faster so they stop wasting all of our taxes wasting time on bullshit.

by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024