mind-dump

n. & v. describing the act and result of a writer or speaker who makes a disorganized incoherent presentation of ideas and thoughts in no particular order and with no specific purpose on the mind of the writer or speaker. It is common in response to questions when there is no easy answer or when the writer/speaker has no idea what might constitute an answer. It can also be the sign of a lazy thinker or ignorant person afraid of simply saying ''I don't Know.''

mind-dumper describes the person who mind-dumps
mind-dumping describes the activity of one who mind-dumps
I read your freshman essay and the mind-dump I read was not helpful in answering the question asked. I wish the highschools did a better job of teaching their students how to think and express complete ideas in well-formed, well-organized, coherent, clear ways.
by hypocrisykiller October 08, 2009
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Jug-dump

Jug-dump aka jumpp means shit on someone's tits (male or female).
"Did someone jug-dump you? erk you need a shower!"
"Jumpp a man for a day and he will squeal like a muthafucka for a lifetime." Confucius.
by ninjabinja August 27, 2013
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mutated dump

When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.
Tony:DIzAm!I just took the weirdest mutated dump of my life!

Jack:Too much info dood!
by Moester909 March 27, 2009
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stunt dump

Lay several sheets of toilet paper in the toilet, then stand on the bowl and drop a turd. It'll fall and land on the toilet paper like a stuntman falling on an airbag.
I just dropped a stunt dump from 6 feet high and it didn't break.
by Johnny Strappe February 19, 2014
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Drive by dump

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.
I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.
by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016
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jump and dump

When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.

(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)
Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump
by Sketchy S November 05, 2017
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Porous dump

A fecal pallet after the maggots have matured into flies and flown away.
That thar feller wid da air cullered yeller dropped his chew into that porous dump shitter at the state park.
by Phorrist Dumbp January 20, 2017
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