Dagger Dump

What feels like sharp poop inside your intestinal tract. Typically right before your bowel movement.

-Dude! I really have to get home! This Dagger dump is prairie dogging and it hurts like hell!
~Okay man I'm gonna go 75 in this 45, we'll be home soon.

by sharp poo22 May 30, 2009

Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Drive by dump

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.

I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Drug dump

After taking some class A drugs. Usually during the come up..then needing a shit.

(Andrew)Babs I'm coming up hard on those e's!

Think I need a drug dump?

(Claire) Sweet see you in abit lol

by Roood boy March 5, 2020

jump and dump

When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.

(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)

Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump

by Sketchy S November 5, 2017

Jug-dump

Jug-dump aka jumpp means shit on someone's tits (male or female).

"Did someone jug-dump you? erk you need a shower!"
"Jumpp a man for a day and he will squeal like a muthafucka for a lifetime." Confucius.

by ninjabinja August 27, 2013

Hillbilly Dump

Verb- the action of dropping the tailgate of a truck, driving in reverse and slamming on the brakes to forcefully and effectively "dump" whats in the bed.

alright guys, were going to have to do this quick... were going to hillbilly dump it...

by Hogwild87 December 10, 2010