A person or business-establishment that "moves in for the kill" whenever others are in a tight spot, hoping to "score big" due to the victims-of-circumstance's feelings of helplessness and desperation.
Some high-school guys with raging hormones purposely cram and toil to "exceptionally learn" math, English, history, science, etc, so that they can then extract sexual favors from less-competent girls who need help with their homework --- what shameless crisis opportunists!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Get the crisis opportunistmug. The overwhelming discomfort felt when evidence supporting truths are negated by a complicit audience.
by Observer/Witness/Story-keeper December 11, 2017
Get the denial crisismug. A phase that a person goes through where they can't distinguish platonic relationships/love from romantic ones
by ILoveThighs254 August 20, 2021
Get the Platonic Crisismug. When someone has been pressured to identify themselves, but is not yet self aware, by someone claiming to be an authority.
This often comes up with police trying to get your ID, school wanting to know about family and what you eat for breakfast, politics whating you to side with a party instead of refusing to get involved in party politics and be an issue based voter.
Not to be confused with sexualy orientation by way of identity, social identity in that how you look is not your identity but how other people precieve you and in turn treat you.
This often comes up with police trying to get your ID, school wanting to know about family and what you eat for breakfast, politics whating you to side with a party instead of refusing to get involved in party politics and be an issue based voter.
Not to be confused with sexualy orientation by way of identity, social identity in that how you look is not your identity but how other people precieve you and in turn treat you.
I'm a cis gender male and just took a college class notlw I'm having an identity crisis, am I vegan?
by Juncture May 19, 2024
Get the Identity crisismug. "DINO CRISIS SUX" quickly became a cultural symbol for bad games, or someone that is cursed enough to have the videogame titles they like being constantly ignored and/or hated upon.
by CVXfreak February 25, 2025
Get the DINO CRISIS SUXmug. "Chris is having an e-crisis right now and has no idea what to publish and no idea what to say or do"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"
by ChrisBorglei September 17, 2019
Get the e-crisismug. me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks
by anonymous March 26, 2022
Get the cuban missile crisismug.