A Pathology of Conservatives

In the same spirit as a Murder of Crows and a Herd of Buffalo Cory Doctorow implied that a group of conservatives could be termed a Pathology.

A Pathology of Conservatives in Congress today voted to end yet another freedom formerly held by the citizens of the country.

by mycotropic February 19, 2024

Conservative Ryan

A man with little regard for a girl's feelings and is willing to break her heart for the sake of his own agenda. Does not exactly "worship" the Donald but does support what he stands for. WARNING: Do not get attached, otherwise you'll find yourself in a pit of despair. And no, this isn't coming from someone who had to deal with a conservative person, weirdo.

This Conservative Ryan came up to me during a party and seemed interested in me, but backstabbed me as usual. I'm afraid of the people who have to deal with this weirdo in the future. I hope he moves to Canada and regrets it immediately..

by Blah Blah 100 November 7, 2020

Conservative

Someone who wants to keep values from 2000 years ago.

Person:Let’s legalize homosexual marriage.
Conservative:NOO THE BIBLE SAYS NO GAY!!!

by Balls Obama May 3, 2023

Conservative

the initial stage to delusion (or might be a centrist). If you know a conservative, get them out of that lifestyle as soon as possible or they may fall into deeper delusion such as white nationalism or fascism.

Bob is a conservative, he only watches PragerU and Fox News and think anybody to the left of Reagan is a communist.

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Conservative

A Salty preservative, can taste rather leathery and Bitter

the Conservative tastes off must of been a Negitive Batch that missed the update

by The_DArkhelmet April 19, 2021

law of conservation of botheration

The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.

Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.

by elfastasmo November 28, 2021

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023