freudian caps

when you accidentally hit caps lock in the middle of an IM conversation and subsequently "yell" at the other person.
ruh589: so what r ur plans for tonight?
indi680: I DON'T HAVE PLANS YET
indi680: oh, sorry. freudian caps.
by elizzangel October 12, 2008
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No kizzy on the cap

Kevin: Bruh i just took the largest dump ever no kizzy on the cap
Steve: Nah this aint it
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Cap Factor

The Cap Factor is a statistical measure of how valid (or not valid) a piece of information is positive cap = ALL CAPS, negative value is true. When the decimal is closer to one, it is either very true (negative cap value) or a definite lie (positive cap value)

False (1) > Cap Factor < True (-1)

The Cap Factor is a part of hood statistics.
The subject was lying, therefore cap factor was present.
by Jungso February 11, 2021
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piece of cap

Cap, meaning liar, or lies, means that something someone has said was a lie. This can refer to a lying sentence or a person who is known to lie, (can also be interpreted as "piece of crap" as it basically has the same meaning).
"What an absolute piece of cap" John says whilst watching the news.
by LeggedShroom November 11, 2020
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e cap

E cap - whole lotta shtick play nigga
Whole lotta e cap nigga
Whole lotta shtick play nigga
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Put a Cap on it

In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!

The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.
Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!

Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!

Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!
by The_Resurrected April 29, 2019
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