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bait and brag

A play on the bait and switch. When an old friend or acquaintance reconnects with you for the soul purpose of bragging because they've run out of friends to talk to. I.e. anyone who respects them enough to listen anymore.
“Hey! Long time no talk, I was just thinking about you and wondered what was new with you?”

“Oh hey! Well that’s nice, thanks for thinking of me. Funny that you asked, I actually just had a sex change and adopted a baby boy”

“Cool. So I just got a huge raise and a bonus and went to central America! Was thinking of switching jobs and moving away cause I’m quite bored here. What do you think?”

^Classic bait and brag^
by imtalkingaboutyou April 27, 2017
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Morbius Baiting

When a movie hints at Morbius being in it, but he never appears. Generally happens more than once in any given movie.
Man 1(leaning over to friend while watching a move): Holy shit, I think thats Morbius
Man 2: That's not actually Morbius, the movie is just Morbius Baiting
by ACTUALLYANNA+66 June 10, 2023
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bait and flake

(noun)- a person who consistently makes plans with people just to flake right before.

(verb)- the act of baiting someone with cool plans, then is no where to be found when shit goes down.
"Dude! Brittany and I were supposed to go out to Oakland tonight, but she freaking bait and flaked me man!"

"Derek said he got us Limp Biskit tickets for tomorrow night but since he hasn't texted me back. What should I do? "
"Nothing. You just got bait and flaked bz."
by DebbieDowner March 17, 2016
mugGet the bait and flakemug.

goat bait

Making people become your friend because you have goats and then you you get rid of the goats.
Steph: I only because friends with you had had goats but then you got rid of them.
Jon: I'm telling ya I'm goat bait!
by Dat_cracker_Jon March 14, 2017
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Radar Bait

During vehicle travel, especially on highways or freeways, any vehicle which is driving faster that you, either behind or in front, which can be used as protection against getting written up for a radar speed violation. The theory being that the "radar bait" vehicle would be written up rather than you. If if you are also exceeding the posted speed limit.
We'll follow the Ford which passed us; He'll be the radar bait! radar radar bait freeway highway vehicle
by SUMP May 6, 2014
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file baiting

File baiting, or Discord baiting, is a phenomenon on Discord and similar social media platforms in which a file is presented as one of importance, but is typically porn or gore. Mobile devices are typically targeted as their file previews are considerably more limited than desktop devices.
Person 1: I’m so mad, that person was file baiting me
Person 2: Lol imagine
by stencilMASTER February 24, 2022
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Bait the Fatty

Game played on the highway involving two vehicles. A smaller, preferably agile and/or fast car, does anything it safely can to harass a pickup or SUV driver. Common antics include tailgating, cutting off, just generally taunting them. The game becomes more fun if the "Fatty" tries to keep up or overtake the quick and nimble car. Bonus points if the Fatty has lame bumper stickers about redneck culture, being a Soccer Mom, and/or is uber clean a la the Concrete Cowboy.
I was making good time on the highway today then this SUV was going 60 in the left lane. Got myself an opening in the right lane, passed it then played Bait the Fatty for a few miles, it was great!!
by StupidSponnerism August 2, 2009
mugGet the Bait the Fattymug.

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