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Wookie Smuggler

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.
Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.
by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022
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Cookie Wookie

Is a sexual move made buy a man with a beard and a woman with a tanned vagina buy him planting his face on the vagina and howling like a wookie.
She says"Will you howl like a wookie on my vagina?"
He says"Do you mean a Cookie Wookie?"
She says" Sure."
He says" WHAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
by Sunnykittyshine October 27, 2019
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Wookie man

A term used to describe a boyfriend with extraordinary and beautiful body hair but yet has a tender and soothing nature about him
My boyfriend Chris Washby is such a wookie man, I love his long beautiful hair
by anonymous February 11, 2021
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Wookie

A Crazy Feeling that means like you are hallucinating.
Woah im feeling wookie
by GGsBrody March 2, 2021
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Wookie

by Cuker April 11, 2021
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Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)
Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.
by Oscape September 21, 2021
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Wookie dookie

"Omg I'm so wookie dookie!" Jessica said.

"Ur not quirky Jessica shut up," Daniel huffed.
by iamnotphoebe July 27, 2021
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