Basically a Wet Chewbacca but happens in Dunnville Ontario.
Ex.
Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?
Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.
Tony- Fair enough, A+.
Ex.
Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?
Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.
Tony- Fair enough, A+.
Ex.
Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?
Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.
Tony- Fair enough, A+.
Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?
Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.
Tony- Fair enough, A+.
by game day guy June 11, 2018

A piece of fecal matter that extrudes form the anus from smaller to larger, typically in the shape of a light bulb.
by FridgeEater April 25, 2020

Literally the worst person to exist. So dumb and annoying, but undercover name for someone that you hate but don't have the heart to tell them because you feel bad for them.
by NOT Fernando March 4, 2022

An Ookie Wookie Pookie Bear is someone who when you see them your whole body feels with 100% love and just wanna explode and just kiss them and love them forever curl up in a ball with a movie at a big fire place and just Pookie Lukey Pookey them forever. Also they’re someone you wanna take on a nice hot date and some ice cream for ever and then take them home and snuggle them all night long. My ookie wookie pookie bear is the kind of person who you just want to love in all ways all day everyday forever and have ookie wookie pookie bear babies with because they’re just so precious and lovely and you’d let them black swan u any day because they love you so much and you love them. Awwwww<3 ily bby
by ChadDylanCooper January 18, 2024

To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"
by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.
Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.
by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022

Man, that's a serious wookie booger you have hanging our your nose.
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!
by Rhubarb1701 January 16, 2014
