VIP Ticket to Horny Jail

A ticket you can order from The Click's merch store. It can be used to show where you're headed.
I just got a VIP Ticket to Horny Jail! Time to go!
by Luna Kujo April 12, 2022
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Means you get to stand the entire trip inside a passenger car with dot-heads packed shoulder to shoulder rather than ride on the roof of a cattle car or hang off a handrail.
I'll be touring India for 2 weeks this summer.My travel agent scalped me a first class Indian train ticket.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
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Did you get your tickets?

Johnny: Hey, Cindy, Did you get your tickets?

Cindy: To what?

Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*

Cindy: *Orgasm*
by Specks June 06, 2012
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A Ding Dong Ticket

A derogatory term used to describe anyone with ethnic origins from the continent of Asia.

More simply, anyone with squinty eyes.

Even more simply, anyone that sounds like pots and pans hitting the wall while a train whistle is going off in the background when they talk.
Me: What does Xia Yang look like?

You: A Ding Dong, A Ding Dong Ticket
by Jim The Rug Muncher September 18, 2008
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One way ticket to Oregon

Suicide, whether legally assisted as allowed by Oregon law or not
In 1961, Ernest Hemingway pulled out his shotgun and bought a one way ticket to Oregon.
by jdotx November 24, 2011
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It means that u can't come out of a bad or worrying situation that bother's you currently (or) which breaks Ur head and bogs u down.You have no other choice than going through a bad phase in your life.
His girl-friend ditched him and so he felt like it was a one-way ticket to heart-break city.
by over- the-top March 29, 2010
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