Snooty susan

A stuck up wannabe Karen who thinks she's better than everyone & holds judgment but forgets shes far from perfection...

Here comes the snooty Susan with her plethora of knowledge

by MegaBoooZ February 10, 2024

Sophisticated Susan

When one male takes another male to dinner, pays for the bill, and watches finding nemo with spanish subtitles.

Yo bro, you tryin to get a sophisticated susan tonight? my treat.

by susansusansusan April 2, 2013

A Susan

A Susan is a person who is solid, secure in themselves, loyal, and true. You can count on a Susan in times of trouble. They are wise for their years, the ultimate old soul. A Susan sees the best in others and will not hold a grudge because they know that every person experiences their own form of suffering. As such, a Susan is known for being compassionate and helping others.

Origins of the word "Susan": From Persian susan meaning "lily flower", from Egyptian sšn and Coptic shoshen meaning "lotus flower", from Hebrew Shoshana meaning "lily".. The lily and the lotus are regarded in many different cultures, especially in eastern religions, as a symbol of purity, enlightenment, self-regeneration and rebirth.

Notable Susans: Susan L. Taylor, groundbreaking black writer and editor; Susan Stryker, founder of transgender studies initiative at University of Arizona; Susan Solomon, atmospheric chemist NOAA; Susan Golandam Taherkhani, influential Iranian singer.

Perry is such a susan! They give the best advice.
Thanks for being such a susan, I know I can always count on you.
I can wait for you to meet Ana and Eli--they are total susans, you'll love them.

by theurbanwitch July 7, 2021

Safety Susan

A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.

This job would have been finished a week ago, if you hadn't been such a Safety Susan about it.

by BloodyCyclist May 19, 2021

Susan

1. A woman many paygrades above a Karen. Not only does she want to see the Manager, she wants to control what time the Manager takes a dump wile they're at work.

2. Control freak. Victim. Narcissistic cunt.

3. Someone who fingers their sister

"omg did you see how Susan acted out after the Manager told her she couldn't have a lollipop?! Gosh she must still be pissed her sister didn't return the favour after she fingered her"

by SuzieQssister July 22, 2022

Susan

A middle age woman who is miserable and takes it out on everyone else

“Susan sold my fucking cats”
“Wtf I fucking hate Susan”

by __DarnellBoat__ May 15, 2025

susan stewart

Has had everything in life handed to her. A silver platter Princess. Her royal entourage follows her wherever she goes.

If my name was Susan Stewart I would be living on Easy Street.

by Big Red Man September 29, 2023