Polish Playboy

noun. A free and easily attainable catalog or advertisement which shows women dressed in their bra and underwear which males view because they can't afford or are too young to buy a real Playboy magazine.
Roger is going to be really happy when he gets home as the mailman delivered his Polish Playboy today.
by Bearstradamus November 12, 2015
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polishing the pinky

its when a man with a small penis gets a sloppy blow job
kelsi was polishing maxs pinky then he cummed.
Aleata wanted to polish kyles pinky but kyle was scared of his small penis> polishing the pinky
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polish people

polish people are "people"
by aiyssa February 10, 2021
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polish stinker

an act where two lovers are engaged in sexual intercourse, decide to spread their own feces over each other in a passionate way
"cindy got so horny last night she wanted me to give her a polish stinker"

"did you do it dude?"

"cause homie that bitch got stunk out"
by McBeast.com November 21, 2009
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Polish qtip

A sexual act where a man performs anal sex with a woman, right before climax the man pulls out and ejaculates in her ear.
I was banging this Broad, right before I nutted I pulled out and nutted in her ear. I gave her a polish Qtip.
by Fatbastid November 27, 2006
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Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.
My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.
by Richard L. Stevens April 23, 2009
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Polish Kneelock

when a man is recieving oral sex or a hand job, he locks his knees with his legs completely straight in order to force the ejaculation out.
"this girl was blowing me but her parents were in the next room, so i had to use the polish kneelock to speed up the process
by Beauhawk March 12, 2008
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