social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff

"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"

by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015

Social Media Cocky

A person that is good looking and uses social media sites (i.e. Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc.) to make themselves seem cocky and cool. But when meeting the person they are awkward and unsure of themselves.

Girl 1: I met Jeff last night.
Girl 2: Oh how did that go?
Girl 1: He was really only social media cocky, it was unfortunate. He seemed so cool online.

by coolasacucumber February 9, 2013

Made for social media

Someone who follows in every trend on social media and cannot be for themselves. Someone so unoriginal and someone so worried about putting their whole life on social media to get “famous”

Yo Jamie you know that girl davina? She made for social media

by datgirlbeme March 30, 2020

Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.

Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.

by Storypoet November 27, 2016

social media relationship

A relationship which occurs only on social media. The only time the "couple" hangs out is to take pictures of themselves and post it on social media

"Did you hear about Zack and his girl? They pretty much have a social media relationship"

by papamurph43 May 23, 2017

social media flosser

People online that portray a certain personality when they’re really just guys behind a computer screen posting gifs

Examples are -

having lots of cash in a stack next to their head
posting pictures of supposedly their bank accounts and checks

That dumbass Supa swipe on Twitter thinks he’s gangster but he’s only a social media flosser

by 1supernoob August 20, 2021

social media that shit

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...

That pic is sweet, social media that shit!

by EasyD803 December 22, 2013