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property manager

The minion to a landlord. Usually an antagonistic go-between placed between the landlord and the people who actually live on site. There are more and more property managers now than there used to now that housing is being gobbled up by private equity (see Blackrock), and that means the absentee landlords are spread pretty thin, so they need to hire a small army of property managers to surveil and dictate the goings-on in each of their rental properties.
"This property manager sucks, she won't return our calls except to yell at us about having guests over."
by Pyro's R Us August 23, 2022
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lighthouse management

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.
Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
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low level manager

Etymology
The phrase has the same initials as the name given to a type of neural network.

Noun
low level manager (๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ญ low level managers)
1. (๐˜ฆ๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค, ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ญ) LLM, large language model (type of neural network)
Project researchers concluded that certain low level managers account for brain activity during comprehension of natural texts.
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 25, 2024
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booking manager

Someone who manages a team of DJs and Producers. Someone who works on the business side in the electrinic music industry and is responsible for booking the talent for nightclubs.
"If you want to book a DJ for this night you will have to call the booking manager"
by Chelsea Carrington October 27, 2005
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Benchmark Managing

The idea that one person can send five emails in one night and look like a superhero or on funny email chains they can end it with one very inapporpriate one. And he has small balls and tiny feet.
A benchmark managing guy is a deutche bag
by Imasuperstar October 17, 2012
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Problem Manager

"Lauren is such a problem manager, she takes care of everything and is the best manager we have ever seen EVER"
by CClense456 July 27, 2022
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Manag A Maro

Itโ€™s used in Italy for going against saint Mary in dialect Neapolitan witch is translated to ( dammit Saint Mary )
Manag a Maro comโ€™รจ possibile
by TheSicilian February 28, 2022
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