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Left handedness

The hardest thing in the world to overcome. Simple tasks like using scissors and holding a coffee mug are extremely difficult to adapt to. Left handed people always smear their writing when using a pen. Lefties hit the binding in notebooks, making it hard to do something as simple as taking notes. Lefties also have this keen sense to recognize other lefties on things such as TV shows, or presentations of some sort. Most lefties cannot knit, crosche, or sow due to lack of other left handed people who can do such things. Though rare and hard to handle, lefties are impressive people.
His left handedness must be hard to cope with
by Myahsaurus Rex June 20, 2018
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left it in the sink

An unfinished argument or insult that two people have not resolved. The argument can continue at any moment.
"You're a casserole, Dudley! Last time you dished Michelle, you left it in the sink."
by Richard-d'Persen June 2, 2016
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Deep Left

Someone so indoctrinated by leftist views that all rational thought has abandoned them. BL
The deep left are still convinced Hillary was a better candidate than Bernie or Trump.
by SansCeilingHypothesis December 20, 2017
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left Hand

Left Handed, smart and useful and not like the others. This person is unique and different in a good way.
Just don't box left-handed people.
oh they left handed.
by Number1boxer January 3, 2021
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Left Behind

Sara thinks Kanye West is the best rapper ever. She's such a fucking left behind.
by Iscariom November 10, 2016
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Left-nut

The passenger seat of a car.
Also known as "shotgun:
"I have left-nut"
"I call left-nut"
by Aylo April 9, 2007
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Godless Left

The opposite and much more dangerous counterpart to the so called religious right the godless left wants absolute power over government and the nation and will use any opportunity such as economic crises, natural disasters, mass murders, etc. to further their liberal social agenda. The godless left would rather pass moronic liberal social policies, ban free speech (unless you agree with them), and point fingers at everybody else, instead of doing anything worthwhile for the United States. They want the US to have an atheistic government and to brainwash everybody into sharing their same views.

Members of the godless left can often be found complaining about "In God We Trust" on the the American dollar, "One Nation, Under God" in the pledge (or the whole pledge), and will bitch anytime somebody says "God Bless America." They think they are being threatened every time they see Christian imagery, and generally they exist to make the world a shittier place.

Members of the godless left are often leftists who also promote things like gutting our national defense, wasting money on carbon credits,
"Religious right? The religious right is harmless besides for a few moronic traitors in that inbred Westboro "Baptist Church". The real threat is the godless left who is working to strip your rights and destroy everything America stands for. They would force gay marriage instead of civil unions, remove the 2nd amendment to the Constitution, and ban freedom of religion if they could."
by KingLampshade May 21, 2009
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