D-land

Another way to say "down" or to agree with something.

Me: "Are you coming to dinner tonight?"
Jared: "I'm D-land!"

Me: "Oh man, that guy was so D-land for me."
Mattea: "I'm D-land all day for his dick."

by Mayo6999999 October 5, 2011

Land Cruiser

King of the dunes, has the most reliable V8, can stay with you for decades, most loved by arabs, and CAN GO ANYWHERE!

"Bro I'm glad you took a land cruiser it will stick with you for decades"

by Mosz January 18, 2020

balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

De-Land

Florida slang for Deland, Fl, arguably the most ghetto city in Volusia county.

I'm going to a party in De-Land over in Spring Hill

by DangerousZANE July 6, 2006

Loompa Land

n. Anyplace there is a high population of overly-fake-tanned people. See: Long Island/New Jersey bars, Armani Exchange, Hard Rock Las Vegas etc...

"My cousin dragged me to this bar in Massapequa. It was totally Loompa Land."

by Klate April 6, 2008

Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.

I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.

by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022

Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.

"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017