jizz-worthy

Something so incredibly awesome it is able to make you jizz or any thing equal to cumming.

That headshot from 400 yards away was jizz-worthy

by kyle_kahn February 25, 2011

Jizz worthy

Worthy of a jizz.

Dude 1: How is infamous?
Dude 2: Utterly jizz worthy!

by O noes! May 29, 2009

Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.

SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!

by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" May 15, 2008

fizz jizz

The messy substance that results from Soda Bop. A mixture of cum, carbonated soda, and saliva, fizz jizz often overwhelms the person giving the Soda Bop, making him/her want to spit. This can be avoided by covering his/her mouth and pinching his/her nose, forcing them to swallow the sticky, potent conglomeration, similar to the method employed to make dogs swallow pills. It is generally advisable to let the person breathe soon after.

Chad: ohh-yeahh (ejaculates in her mouth)

Amanda: blubblubzzzzz (the mixture of cum and Sprite overwhelms her, almost causing her to drown)

Chad: Drink my fizz jizz bitch!!! (forcefully constrains her airways)

Amanda: gulllppp.....ehe, ehe, ehe (swallows and gasps for air after being forced to swallow such a massive load)

Amanda: was that.....Sprite...Remix?

by shroomdoom June 28, 2010

jizz brian

a retard

"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >: ahaha jīžź břæįň"

by rawrxdrawrxdrawrxdrawrxd October 23, 2019

Thunder Jizz

When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.

My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.

by 1luckypenny September 8, 2017

jizz-riddled

To be completely soaked/inundated with semen. Can apply to people or inanimate objects.

1. We've been having sex all day. I am completely jizz-riddled from head to toe.

2. Look at that poor bukake girl- her face is jizz-riddled!

3. I jerked him off several times last night. My sheets and blanket are jizz-riddled.

by Rosa Sparks February 17, 2014