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Daniel

A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga

Guy 1: Da FuK?!
by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020
mugGet the Danielmug.

Daniel

An alcoholic who bullies children on roblox for fun ( biggest noob ).
by dancingqueen69 March 26, 2023
mugGet the Danielmug.

Daniel

Hes gay and we all know it but he wont come out. Please dan we willapcept you. He's tall and likes transgender devil girls who are 4" tall with a big penis
hey daniel youre gay
no im not
by Coaster lover 123 November 13, 2019
mugGet the Danielmug.

Daniel

A whack ass individual who NEVER wants to hang out with his friends.
Example: “Hey Daniel, you wanna hang out?”

Daniel: “No, I’m whack.”
by Enix422 April 19, 2023
mugGet the Danielmug.

Daniel

The most retarded person possible; at this point you wouldn't be considered human to the general population. (a steamunlocked user)
You are a daniel,
(big insult)
by lol1293764 October 11, 2022
mugGet the Danielmug.

Daniel

A frog boy and he has a very small penis
Person 1: Omg is that Daniel

Person 2: Ya of course it’s Daniel look at him he looks like a frog
by Georgeissmexy July 23, 2019
mugGet the Danielmug.

Daniel

guitar 🤨
Person 1: Bro! did you see daniels swag new guitar?
Person 2: Yeah! thats all he talks about!!
by biggboobiebitch November 1, 2020
mugGet the Danielmug.

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