Ex wife: the gold digging whore you share custody of your kids with and owns all your stuff. Primary reason you sleep on a fouton above a Seven-Eleven.
by Grant Rampus July 5, 2016

A self absorbed, selfish wondercunt whose sole purpose in life is to now ensure you don't have any future relationship with your kids whilst maintaining absolute self assuredness that you were the reason for her downfall and that you should burn in the depths of hell, but in most instances should still be 'helping' her out when required.
It's been 12 months and I'm still receiving your post and CCJ's for your fcuked up business linked to our house... your my ex-girlfriend sort your shit out bitch!!!
by Dadmisseshisons2708 September 3, 2018

1:I used to be good friends with Niko,but we are ex-friends now because he was talking bad about me,and he said that I suck.
2:Lorenzo was a very good friend of mine until we became ex-friends because he doesn't talk to me when I was talking to him,and he was running away from me when I was trying to hang out with him.
2:Lorenzo was a very good friend of mine until we became ex-friends because he doesn't talk to me when I was talking to him,and he was running away from me when I was trying to hang out with him.
by LL6000 May 22, 2016

by Grunkle Stan September 7, 2016

ex·phem·er·a
noun
Things that you learned because of or for an ex-partner usually relating to their own interests and hobbies that you never or no longer care about. Based on the word ephemera which means things that exist or are used or enjoyed for only a short time.
noun
Things that you learned because of or for an ex-partner usually relating to their own interests and hobbies that you never or no longer care about. Based on the word ephemera which means things that exist or are used or enjoyed for only a short time.
Q: Why do you know so much about jetskiing?
A: It's just ex-phemera, I don't actually give a shit about jetskiing.
A: It's just ex-phemera, I don't actually give a shit about jetskiing.
by Adri33 January 2, 2018
