arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs

Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.

by Bettysketch September 7, 2005

Slight of Arse

Much the same as Crop Dusting and a similar action to slight of hand. The art of Slight of Arse is perfected once the person can deliver without being detected whilst in almost any situation, the idea being to leave a stench whilst using evasive, distracting or sound deadening techniques.

This guy is a master of slight of arse!

by DmgB September 14, 2007

smacked arse

What you look like after a hard night on the piss.

fuck bitch u look like a smacked arse.

by She2red February 22, 2005

Arse Crevice

I british way to say ass hole.

Edward (In British accent): You need to keep your pinkies up Thomas, it is proper manners.
Thomas (In British accent): Make me, arse crevice.

by Quank Q. August 12, 2009

arse tache

Particularly hairy buttocks.

He has some serious arse tache!!!

by nomes353 June 4, 2009

Arse Ghost

A fart. (Usually a very unholy one.)

After a Big Mac, he exorcised an Arse Ghost.

by The Centaur September 1, 2010

Arse Traffic

Something that homosexual men enjoy on a day to day basis.

'hey brother'
'hey'
'U up for sum arse traffic this week'
'i never thought you'd ask!'

by Josh White July 7, 2006