Homer Simpson

A funny guy.

by Homer Jay Simpson October 9, 2003

Jessics Simpson Syndrome

A fake blonde who thinks that she is a famous celeb. She is not the sharpest tool in the box.

"Is tuna chicken or fish, the can says chicken of the sea so is it chicken or fish?"

on ordering buffalo wings, "I didn't know buffalos had wings"

by Hattie June 23, 2005

ashlee simpson

Jessica Simpsons little sister. Is hated by legions of people because she got caught lip-syncing on SNL. Was then booed at the Orange bowl. Had and Mtv show that roped in millions of pre-teens and alowed her CD to go platinum. In her music video she hires "cool" people with mohawks and piercings to runaway froom the police to see her secret underground concert. She's hilarious. I hope she never stops singing.

Ashlee Simpson. Its funny. Really.

by billy_liar13 September 7, 2008

OJ Simpson

Living proof that money talks.

OJ Simpson continues to walk as a free man (for now anyway).

by FrankHardy May 10, 2008

The Simpsons

The best show ever made. the only people who think family guy is better are the ones who have never seen simpsons episodes from the golden years (season 4-8), which are way more clever and consistently funny than anything family guy has ever put out. just think how terrible family guy would be if it went on for 18 seasons.

after watching seasons 4-8 of the simpsons on dvd, i realized that i'm a fucking idiot for ever thinking family guy was the best show ever.

by aids111 November 11, 2006

Sympathy baiter

Like anglers hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks -- baited with vague tales of woe -- in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention.

The Sympathy Baiter. "Barbara is feeling sad today." "Man, am I glad that's over." "Jim could really use some good news about now."

by aliboi2232 December 14, 2009

cunnilingual symphony

The act of making a linguolabial trill (a raspberry) while performing cunnilingus. The phrase may also describe the sound the trill makes.

Sure, Mozart was a great composer, but did he ever give his wife a cunnilingual symphony?

by Sivraj December 9, 2008