"That fucking Susan didn't give me baccy because I didn't have ID. I'm a 25 year old, bald, bearded bloke with a Kid"
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022
A beautiful boy with the best voice and the cutest hair. He pulls every girl but there's one girl that had caught hes eyes. He is very loyal and has the best laugh. If he ever ask you out say yes . He will never cheat on you and he will feel your stomach with butterflies. He will turn you red and he will make you flutter.
by il0vehim December 15, 2022
A slightly loose-headed and lost, but very nice person, with a bright personality, more likely to be a bit of a bookworm
by dwterth November 27, 2022
A Susan is the opposite of a Karen. She is leftist and will go ghetto on your ass as soon as look at you if you say something out of turn.
by RyRyPaprika April 10, 2021
D a n & P h i l
Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,
Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n
Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n
by Phannieanon June 03, 2019