Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'
Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009
by Blow4Now April 22, 2009
Stumbling upon pictures that were not meant to be seen. The people in the pictures MUST be wearing buckeye gear, or else it is just a surprise.
by Shin Soo Choo June 04, 2009
When you pass a task to someone and there is little or no communication to say whether it is done, in progress, complete or any acknowledgement that the task has even been received. The unknown status of this task is know as a 'graham surprise' when you finally get an update.
it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'
by Mr B Poet December 01, 2016
The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.
Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.
Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.
by Jenna LO February 11, 2013
When a girl is sucking on your wang, you pinch her nose so she can't breathe (when she's least expecting it of course--SURPRISE!!) and grab her head with your other hand. She continues to suck your wang with much gusto (with her nose pinched) until she almost gags to death and drools like the creature from Alien.
by Gargamel 2 July 11, 2008
when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
by Zombri507 March 04, 2014