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tree surfing

the "surfing" of a tree that is being towed by a vehicle off road. usually a tree is cut down, tied to a jeep or other capable off road vehicle, which is driven around while the surfers stand on the tree and try not to fall off. the driver goes fast and tries to drag the tree through lakes and mud or anything that will knock people off.
dude bro you wanna go tree surfing? k man, tell mike to get the jeep and well go cut one down. i hope i dont fall and bust my ankle again. ah its ok bro it'll be fine
by jdm earles July 20, 2008
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dick surfing

A guy lays on his back while a chick sits on his dick and uses it as a surf board
by kittycatporn January 7, 2012
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couch surfing

when a someone is on a couch that is being dragged by a moving vehicle
Dude, Jacob surfed all the way down the neighborhood when he was couch surfing last night
by drenched January 12, 2009
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Surfing the Net

Taking a sequence of hits from a gravity bong(also known as a gb or "tube", hence the name.) This comes from the North Jersey dialect for taking a hit from a gravity bong as "ripping a tube." Therefore, ripping more than one tube in a row is called "surfing the net" because after all, the internet is really just a series of tubes.
A: Hey, are you ripping another? How many is that?
B: This'll be my second.
A: Oh snap, you'll be surfing the net soon.
B: Hold on, I have to log on.
by Bill Riddle February 28, 2011
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sewer surfing

the act of inserting a object or penis in a anus and very quickly spinning around
hey Dave, what did you do last night Easy, i went sewer surfing
by mancream August 21, 2011
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pod surfing

When one aimlessly searches through random Itunes podcasts, in hopes of finding a good one.
Last night I was so bored, I went pod surfing for 2 hours.
by blackbean0053 September 22, 2007
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Surfing

The process of vomitting, usually alcohol, out a car window while moving at a high rate of speed.
Kevin was surfing while I drove home from the bar.
by Frank Walsh March 13, 2007
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