stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Ye Ol' Stump

The name given to those who possess other-worldly, inter-dimensional abilities, often deemed unnatural.

Do you know of Ye Ol' Stump?

by Sviggles May 13, 2025

Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm

The stump is so small

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

tree stumping

To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.

"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"

by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004

Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm

The stump is so small

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

Stumped

1) A highly intense sexual session of deep, relentless, hardcore pounding by an aggressive, dominant guy that overwhelms the body and mind with involuntary orgasms, leaving you disoriented and unable to function from pure sensory overload.

2) Being so wrecked by a D you can’t think or move.

After smashing ole boi last night, he was dying laughing ‘cause his stroke game had me chopped — I was laid out, totally stumped, rebooting my overloaded systems.

by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025

Stumping

The act of pulling tree stumps out of the ground. Usually with a 4 wheel drive vehicle or a tractor.

Lucky went stumping for trophy woods.

by Harv80 May 6, 2021