Steaming the cheese

Warming up of the white "cheese" under the foreskin of a male during foreplay.

Hey honey, want to come over and steam the cheese tonight?
Steaming the cheese before we have sex.

by NotDaveOrMike January 2, 2022

selfy-steam

An expensive latte coffee bought to make a person feel better about their suckish life.

Kate and Lydia took me to Starbucks for a selfy-steam to cheer me up after my boyfriend dumped me.

by starkravingmadMommy November 21, 2010

steam mopped

The act of gunning down multiple haters in one short machine gun burst

Those motherfuckers on 49th just got steam mopped

by Twist3d1990 July 25, 2016

steamed pickle

Dropping the dick in a girls hot box while in a sauna.

I gave that bitch a steamed pickle at the YMCA.

by eckskape May 14, 2014

steam table

When you shit on someone's stomach while they are in the wheel yoga pose.

I made a steam table on Jared during hot yoga, and everyone had to clear the room.

by jynxuome April 14, 2021

Steaming Hulk

One of the worst presents that one can give/receive in a public bathroom. The massive doody is dark green with the remnants of a healthy diet. Upon contact with the toilet water, this hot dropping initiates plenty of water vapor. It's best not to flush; flushing only makes it angrier...

Clese: "Yo, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
Langston: "No way! There was a steaming hulk in there!"

by Badoge May 17, 2016

Steaming Hillenturd

A person that keeps shoving the words in Stephen Hillenburg's mouth about him not wanting any spin-offs of Spongebob and making jokes about Nickelodeon disrepecting his grave for money

Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg said no spin-offs!
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: You're a Steaming Hillenturd for shoving the words in a his mouth

by R33001 December 12, 2021