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Stead

A place where someone who is not you lives.
Leave his stead! It's not yours!
by T-Jayzel April 14, 2005
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steamy oven

A steamy oven is where 2 males (one with foreskin) Cuddle together. One wraps the other mans penis with his foreskin and they keep cuddling. Penis covered in another man's foreskin. Sleep tight!
(Homo #1) Hey sailor lets go start up a steamy oven!

(Homo #2) My penis is cold and wants your forskin to keep it warm, lets go!
by Tall Paul Dogg September 12, 2006
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Steamybutt

Athlete's foot of the ass.
I sat down in the handicapped shower stall and got steamybutt.
by Jackie Nol December 3, 2010
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steamy buffalo

When you have sex with the vagina and shove to dildos representing the horns into the anus
I gave my girlfriend a steamy buffalo for her birthday!
by Bigballer00 January 22, 2015
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stendy

"Hey did you see the new south park episode? It featured alot of Stendy!"
"Oh my god, I have to go watch it NOW!"
by SLAYGIRLY April 15, 2023
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Steamy

I look reasonably steamy with this new over coat
by Skott September 17, 2004
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Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011
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