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Starbucks

worst coffee play of all time tbh get coffee anywhere else the worst part is is that it isnt even fucking coffee its just milkshakes with caffine "don't wake me up before i've had my starbuckssss" i hope you perish
don't wake me up until i've had my starbucks
shut the FUCK up
by TransfomerFan64 July 30, 2024
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Starbucks Mode

Starbucks Mode (n.): An intellectual endeavor conceptualized by Sir Thomas Jackson in the year 2023, characterized by the diligent and assiduous engagement with scholarly or professional work on one's electronic device, manuscript, or tome, accompanied by the auditory backdrop of music. This practice was initially instantiated by a pupil's entreaty to amalgamate musical stimulation with their academic pursuits, to which Sir Jackson acquiesced with a modicum of reservation.
"Mr Jackson, can I go Starbucks Mode?" "Okay, go ahead my little sparrow" (Dismissive grunt)
by EdgarAllenPoop January 29, 2024
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samuel starbuck

a disgusting boy who has intercourse with his stuffed animals
omg this guy just banged his teddy! he's definitely samuel starbuck
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April 26th national Starbucks Day

A day where you can make anyone buy you Starbucks
by Coffee<3 April 25, 2022
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Not Safe For Starbucks

The not popular meme of going into a Starbucks and getting a venti, latte, etc. and slamming it on the Starbucks table/Floor. And then saying that "CHICKFILA IS BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID DRINKS." and start stomping on the coffee.
Starter: THESE DRINKS SUCK.
Victim: I think this is Not Safe For Starbucks.
by burn your fat January 8, 2025
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Starbucks

A drink that mostly gay guys drink
Hey Dude let’s go get a straberry Starbucks cause I’m gay
by James0077 November 1, 2023
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starbucks sally

Someone who can't order a drink off the starbucks menu without having it modified. Reference to the character "Sally" in "When Harry met Sally" who could never order anything without having it modified.
"Mathilde is such a starbucks sally, it takes forever for her to order her drink" or "I can never go to starbucks for Mathilde because she is such a Sally, I'm afraid I'll mess up her order"
by sassygurrrrrrl September 29, 2013
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