squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

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squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts

dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man

by k-trizzle May 30, 2006

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Johnson Squeezie's

The act where multiple males crawl around a sandpit whilst trying to squeeze each others "Johnson's".

Jarred crawled around the sandpit trying to squeeze Shiva's Johnson during a game of Johnson Squeezie's

by Brendan SK Campbell April 7, 2015

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An English dialect spoken by squeezing the hand of your significant other. Easily learned and understood, the discreet, handholding-friendly, syllable-pattern dialect involves a small number of necessary sentences: I love you (*3 squeezes*), I love you more (*3 squeezes … 1 squeeze*), I love you the most (*3 squeezes … 2 squeezes*).

It was the sweetest when my bae told me he loved me in Squeezese (skwē zēz) as we listened the vows at my sister’s wedding.

by M@TheHuman May 13, 2018

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Squeeglyspooch

Pr. Noun: (Anatomy) A small protrusion of cartilage encasing the Spooch Gland at the base of the spine, occuring as a rare mutation in the human species. It is shaped like a pentagonal Stegosaurus plate, and the gland it contains secretes a hormone that allows metamorphisis into a unicorn.

1: "Wow! How did you do that? Are you an Animorph?!?"

2: "Do not question the power of the Squeeglyspooch"

by LoupNoir July 8, 2010

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