Squeeze me

Simply “excuse me?!” In a more sassy and most importantly White Chicks (the movie) kind of way

Errr SQUEEZE ME what did she say about me?!?!?!?

by Su11y February 28, 2019

Dick Squeeze

A hook up or "one night stand."

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

mc fruddle doodle squeeze me

an expression, usually exclaimed with an element of surprise or strong emotion (anger, happiness, etc)

Similar to: "crikey", "omg", "sh*t!", "oh f*ck me!", "skrib dub diddly darn!", etc.

Person1:
tf excuse me
you are fucking amazing
and if you think other wise your fucking wrong
periodt
end of discussion

Person2: mc fruddle doodle squeeze me ma'am

by lowknotokbutitsfineig December 8, 2020

Squeeze Willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.

Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!

by Zach G. December 6, 2003

Simple Dimple Pop It Squeeze

Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze

Sta!? mm. Aaaa
Fishe Napoli fab oli

A song that is funny

Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze is so funny!
I know, right!

by HamAJPW June 10, 2021

brain squeeze

1. When an object is inserted into each ear of the same person. Causing what looks like an action of squeezing the person's brain.
2. Commonly referred to a sexual act when 2 guys insert their penis into different ears on a female and thrust.
3. Similar to a live 2 person skull fuck.

That girl is an idiot, she must have been brain squeezed one too many times.

by soosh August 25, 2006

Mormon Delaware Squeeze

A situation in which two or more polygamist families are forced to combined either by removing the alpha male of one family or bluntly trading sections of one family to another...

Man did you here about the Mormon Delaware Squeeze in Northern Utah, it most of been rough combining that many people.

by DarthTatafier July 31, 2010