by gandho April 14, 2005
A game in which the players sneak up on unsuspecting people (it does not matter if the player knows or doesn't know the person they are targeting) in a public area (i.e. a park) then ejaculate on them. Points scored depend on the area of the body on which the player has ejaculated and if the player gets pursued by the local authorities (other points factors can be added by the players or the people moderating the game). The words Metal Gear in the game title come from the stealth based "Metal Gear" video game series and Spunk obviously meaning semen.
Carl: I was playing Metal Gear Spunk last night and i won cos i jizzed on the bitches face and the police chased me.
Ray: I got extra points once cos i jizzed on the girls face and some of it went down her tits.
Ray: I got extra points once cos i jizzed on the girls face and some of it went down her tits.
by Seizure67 April 16, 2009
a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.
by offlyner March 30, 2006
by Words make us feel January 08, 2014
When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".
Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"
by Freakosaurus April 08, 2011
Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!
by NigNogTheBeaner July 27, 2018
by ThiccHamsicle69 October 02, 2022