spontaineously naked

A type of rare afgan cabbage, usually eaten or shoved up ones bottom.

This cabbage really feels good in my ass, oh yeh, work it baby, nice and slowly....

by common hobo December 14, 2004

Spint

Derogatory term for a scrawny rat like cat, and/or any cat or kitten with a bladder problem

That pesky spint has pissed on the bed again!

by TomothyJ July 29, 2011

Spoing

Another werd fer FELLATIO

Man ill give him a spoing anytime!

by TwEeKeR69 January 2, 2005

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008

splintertilla

A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.

Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!

Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?

I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.

by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010

spontainiously combust

When u hold your farts in for too long and blow up

Wow, Kenny just spontainiously combusted!

by Peter Frank May 13, 2005

Spint

1. An idiot, asshole, dick head, shit head. Anyone who does anything to annoy you or make you angry.

2. Slang word for Sperm.

1. Dude why is Johnny being such a fucking spint? He's been giving me crap all day.

2. Last night when my girlfriend and i were having sex, i pulled out early and spinted all over her face. Man that was great.

by SCSC January 4, 2008