sklitter

A group or gang of skanky ass sluts

Dude, check out that sklitter over there. They look nasty as f***

by Reverend tito otit March 7, 2015

Piss Shitters

A pair of underwear used to keep piss and shit off of your pants.

Hey Bud, I gotta put on a pair of piss shitters.

by Randybobandy October 3, 2017

splatters

A portmanteau of ass and platter, splatters are any pants or shorts worn lower than the waist that highlight the accessibility of the butt, presumably as an advertisement of one's eagerness for anal sex. Likely a carryover from the prison trend to announce homosexuality by wearing the pants low.

"Fool's wearin splatters and he ain't even gay!"

"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."

by <MF> July 15, 2009

shit splatters

when something nasty or revolting splatters

Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!

Guy 2: Why didn't you?

Guy 1: Shit splatters.

by Moriah5467 October 10, 2008

log splitter

Two fingers, parallel, in the butt, person poops, poo cut in half by the fingers upon exit.

My fingers turned into a log splitter when i was fingering her ass

by ladyloader July 30, 2011

splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.

The rotten tomato splattered when it hit the window.

by Shawn B. June 19, 2003

Splatter Metal

Its for all of those who bow down to the one true gods, GWAR, those who do not listen to Splatter metal, are fuckin RE-RE's and will parish in the wake of RAGNAROK

Gwar is the greatest of all Splatter metal all the way.

by Oderus Urungus May 25, 2006