I'm Sorry 

Saying "I'm sorry" means you WON'T do it again.

"I'm sorry I hit you, I won't do it again."

I'm Sorry by doctormartian October 2, 2015

Better Saved Than Sorry 

A pretty lame pun some people say before saving a game almost neurotically.

John: You've already saved your game ten times in the last twenty minutes!
Jim: Better saved than sorry!

Better Saved Than Sorry by Samm L. February 4, 2010

dog sorry 

To apologise insincerely to appease someone in the short term, in the way that a dog will look submissive while being scolded but will repeat the same behaviour again once their owner has gone.

I sent a complaint and they wrote back with an apology, but they were just dog sorry as it happened again a week later!

dog sorry by Strigulino January 30, 2017

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry, we couldn't find: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry, we couldn't find: soul sand by Doctorwho101 November 25, 2021

i am truley sorry for your lots 

another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed

Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.

i am truley sorry for your lots by UrbanPrick January 23, 2011

Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America 

Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.

Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!

Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America by WavedBrute July 21, 2011

I'm sorry but

A phrase people use when they're really passive aggressive and too cowardly to just admit that they're not really sorry. They tend to try to program potential friends to be their friends/slaves who don't even truly like them. Often, these losers phrases are used by controlling, manipulative, freaks.

Loser: "I'm sorry but, I want you to be my slave."
Winner: "F you, I am an American!"

I'm sorry but by therealchronicles February 15, 2020