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John Carrol Boys Soccer Team

Things about the team:
They all are GAY
The team sucks and can’t win a ring
THEY ARE OWNED BY INDIAN SPRINGS
INDIAN SPRINGS really shit on the John Carrol Boys Soccer Team
by BlakeMizeLover February 4, 2022
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soccer

Another name for football. not a very good one...
Its FOOTBALL!! get the name right!
by manutdfan4life February 13, 2005
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Soccer

A stupid term that stupid people (mostly americans) use to call FOOTBALL, the REAL definiton of this sport.

It's the KING of world sports, officialy played for more than a hundred years, not some stupid game with a oval ball and a bunch of fucking idiots protected to their tip toes (but still without half of their brain cells).
American fag: I wonder why soccer is so much cooler than our sports.

Normal human: It's called FOOTBALL, you wothless piece of trash! Get the hell outta my sight!
by striker675 June 4, 2005
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Soccer-dog

(noun or verb) With CapriSun in hand, while eating orange slices, a man goes doggy-style on a woman over the age of 40 (or a genuine soccer mom of any other age). Upon climax, the man releases himself and empties the remaining content of his CapriSun on the woman's back. For added bonus, orange peel remains are also thrown while shouting "YOU'VE BEEN SOCCER-DOGGED".
To fufill a lifelong childhood fantasy, Bill soccer-dogged Jane.
by Nathan Brauer October 21, 2004
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Soccer sad

The feeling of disappointment and wounded national pride after a World Cup loss
My friend Sergio was soccer sad at Italy's disappointing tie with New Zealand.

Hans was soccer sad all day after Serbia defeated Germany.
by Peggy Thrill June 21, 2010
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soccer pfp

people who have a profile picture of some soccer person. they are normally known to be
1: annoying as they cannot talk about anything other than a ball game. but when they do talk about something else..
2: they have horrible takes. sometimes even homophobic or transphobic. the worst one out of all of them though.....
3: british.
pshh, this asshole on twitter is really trying to tell me that their are only 2 genders. Must be a soccer pfp.
by Worrski March 1, 2021
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mystify soccer

The greatest game in the history of time.
Check it out at www.mystifygames.co.uk
by Roberto March 26, 2004
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