Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012

dirt shoveling

Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.

It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.

by _cjd September 5, 2017

Shovel pp

A shovel pp is a penis that picks up snow.

I have a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp

by Minecraft lets play February 22, 2022

Shoveling Snow

When you put Cocaine on a female's ass, snort it, then put it on your dick and fuck her.

A: Bro last night was fucking mad
B: What happened?
A: I was shoveling snow for the first time and I almost had a heart attack
B: Bro you're a fucking legend!!!!

by TheMonoBro6969 May 9, 2018

Double Shovel

To carry out work that will have to be repeated/undone at a later date.

This term originated in the mining industry where workers would unintentionally block their entrance and therefore have to move the soil for a second time in order to exit.

Example 1:

Don't leave that there or you will have to double shovel it.

Example 2:

I had to double shovel that because I didn't think it through.

by TheSandgrouse March 18, 2019

Shovel Snow

A Phrase Used in Orlando telling an individual to get lost,to go do something,stop jockin me,kill yourself.

Issac W.-"Hey Edwin was poppin kid?"
Edwin C."Ur Lame kick rox betta yet shovel snow!"
Issac W. "you force it kid"
Edwin"i won this"

by Edwin Luis Colon February 19, 2009

steaming shovel

Where you fuck a girl in the ass then pull out and make her suck your dick.

Give that bitch a steaming shovel

by Spoondick January 24, 2014