Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Shat

The past tense if "this shit"

I ate so much chili that I went to the bathroom and immediately shat.

by thislittleguy July 18, 2016

da shat

‘the shit’ but more viscous and loud
‘the man’
helpful or of high status

A: Did you hear about B? He gave us $50
C: Damn! He da shat

by KyuiCui June 22, 2024

Chit Shat

A chit-chat (or informal conversation) where the participants talk shit, often due to intoxication.

"Hey, *hic* you know time is a flat circle"
"Ya chit shattin' m8"

by Mordis September 18, 2018

Shat

Past tense use of the word shit

I shat on myself in the Taco Bell bathroom last night, and didn’t have any socks on to clean it up, so I just left.

by wheredidallthe90zgo? October 13, 2021

shat whag

A shat whag or shat wag person who know thing that mean nothing. They can spill facts on the most random topics out of the blue.

“your mum is such a shat whag”
“wtf is a shat whag”
“a shat whag is a bitch who know random topics and lives to talk about them”

by slagging ur nan February 20, 2023

Shat

past definition of shit

mom i just shat myself

by Kacktus January 29, 2023