Served

This is when a old man or grown up or adult has sex with a little underage girl or you know can be the opposite for old woman too. And doesn’t get caught and go to prison and be so happy taking a young tight virgin girl pussy and getting her pregnant and addicted to his dick and sucking it and making her swallow his cum and lick his asshole clean all day and night every day.

You got served. I can’t wait to serve him this warrant when I track him down.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

first served, first come

A play on the words "first come, first served" which appears on a banner advertising the "Temple of Eros Annual Orgy and Buffet" in the Mel Brooks film "History of the World, Part I".

I was searching for the classic film "One girl, two cups" when I stumbled on this phrase, which appears during a scene set at a Roman bazaar/ "First served, first come" at an orgy is humorously playing on the original phrase "first come, first served" in retail or the related "first in, first out" in accounting or computing science.

by bitchuck September 1, 2025

serving

being a sexual switch for a partner despite only liking to be a Dom or Sub, doing so as it pleases them more and is worth it

"hey man, how did last night go?"
"great! I was serving tonight, so she had her fun with me"
"bro thats gay"

by Koalafiedmistake January 26, 2022

Self Serve Bro-Yo

When a guy self sucks his own penis and finishes inside of his mouth.

He got horny and decided to suck his own penis and mistakenly ejaculated in his own mouth giving him self a self serve Bro-yo.

by Oooo weeee May 20, 2018

ming-serve

An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."

by karpis March 11, 2014

serving meat

originated from tyfrxcis on tik tok. Similar to the phrase “you did your big one” meaning good job/ good shit

you serving meat with this one unc

by luhrewski March 28, 2024

Serve me sum!

Serve me sum is a slang defining I'll have some or I'll take part in

Person 1: You wanna join our club?
Person 2: Serve me sum!

by Weaponism July 5, 2024