I'm reliably informed

"I'm reliably informed," is a phrase I use on messageboards contained like it is here within speech marks, to denote that what I'm about to say is not the absolute truth, or more likely to be a downright lie.

"I'm reliably informed" that Madonna is about to adopt several more children, as she wishes to re-shoot "The Sound of Music" with herself in the lead role and then she can make it an all family affair.

by Doghose Riley April 29, 2008

Relient K

A lukewarm christian band that doesn't share the gospel enough in their songs.

Relient K

by Greekish October 16, 2008

Meat Relief

That feeling you get after eating a big juicy steak.
You've taken hours to cut a huge piece of meat and expended all your energy on it. You are now at ease.

Winston: Dude, are you done with that steak now? It's been an hour.
Michael: Yeah. Man, meat relief!
Winston: Took you long enough!

by filletminion July 31, 2011

relief

What trees do in the Spring.

My tree like to relief itself during certain months.

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

Muscle Relaxer

A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.

What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.

by Jellens April 10, 2009

reliable special

the one girl you know that is always ready and willing to have sex with you and vice verse with no string attached and is willing to do anything you or she wants

lindsay was my reliable special when i was in high school

by The king Friday September 8, 2013

Reliable

Not any vehicle that Jimbo buys.

Jimbo bought a new Reliable car today, on the way home broke down!

by DSims May 31, 2018