paternaperv

a man old enough to be a father who creeps on young girls

Ew, that paternaperv was totally scamming on me at the bar!

by sashamish May 13, 2009

Peterful

Peterful

Adjective;

A descriptive word for a Peter, intent on bringing good sleeping patterns and general happiness to others around him. Can also be described as Jesus of sleep.

"My Doctor was very Peterful, gloriously Peterful. Now I sleep well."

by NanKid July 18, 2009

peter shy

A male who is too shy to urinate at a group urinal. Will either go into stall or wait until all others have vacated the area

No brother, I'll pee over here. I'm a little peter shy.

by redhead1 March 2, 2011

Peter-drunk

getting wasted, walking home alone, losing everything in your pockets and puking until noon the following day

that poor guys gonna get peter-drunk tonight

by savior12011 December 3, 2011

Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.

Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.

by digs0 January 15, 2013

Peter in Laws

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.

John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.

by C Burn August 26, 2013

Peter the Pervert

Peter the Pervert is a meme featuring Marcos with his "rape face" activated. He has abnormal and unacceptable sexual behavior towards women, men, animals, and children. Peter carries an excessive amount of roofies at all times.

Some notable examples include: "I came to dance and f*** b****hes, and I'm almost done dancing", and "Prevent rape, just say yes."

To understand Peter we must recognize the maliciousness in his face and realize that he has dark ulterior motives hidden behind his smirk.

Peter the Pervert was first uploaded to www.memegenerator.net/Peter-The-Pervert on April 2014.

Peter the Pervert: "How did I save a girl from being rape yesterday? I convinced her."
Peter the Pervert watches 2 girls 1 cup and finds nothing wrong.

by DrCurdi May 20, 2014