the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

purse squire

Title of a man holding a purse for his girlfriend or wife.

I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!

by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012

street purse

A hooker uses her vag to carry valuables on the street so she does not get robbed

She had all her money shoved up her street purse so the niggas couldn't rob her when she was trickin on the corner

by PrncessJamilyn January 16, 2014

purse dusting

When brother-husbands in a cult get together for purely mechanical stress relief.... every 2-3 days

Brother Jacob was on purse dusting duty this evening.

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Purse orange

An orange that you keep in your purse for an extended amount of time until it becomes it’s most powerful form

Wow Sofia, look how your purse orange has transformed!

by TeaPotTyson December 29, 2023

Pickle purse

Vagina - compare: cock holster.

She's got a tight pickle purse!

by Dng Lin Wang January 13, 2022

touch purses

To quote "bump bussys with someone" or "slap them bootay cheeks"

*slaps ass*
"Not in public, we can touch purses later"

by Urmomisshrexy November 14, 2021