price of a blowjob

Listen... If you thirsty enough to pay for some dick there has to be a distinctive set of 3 rules
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜

Did you hear about the new BJ pricing menu?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?

by ZeeyonX March 9, 2021

Claude pricing

A $35 USD prostitute.

How much did you pay for that hooker?

She said she would do Claude pricing.

by Mr. Burns74 March 22, 2021

Liam A. price

He is not slow at all, and the best boyfriend in the universe, and nobody can deny it, not even himself.

Damn Liam A. Price really isn’t slow.

by Nick O’teen May 13, 2021

Jeremiah Dawson Price

God. They are God

Person 1: "Oh is the that Jeremiah Dawson Price?"
Person 2:"You mean God."

by MIIKKKEEEEYYYYY May 18, 2021

Porcelain price

The price you pay for eating or drinking something foul, causing uncontrollable diarrhea. A variation on the "iron price".

I ate some of that suspect kimchi and spent the rest of the afternoon paying the porcelain price.

by BigATB May 19, 2021

Price Chopper

A place that Matthew gozy calls home because he is the CEO

Price chopper is a great supermarket

by Shahahahah May 21, 2021

joe'd up the price

It is when someone offers more money than you are asking for. It is the opposite of trying to bargain down the price. Reverse haggling.

I asked for 100 dollars for the lamp I made, but my cousin Joe'd up the price up to 150$

by arz131 May 3, 2021