poop shuffle

The tight, clenched walk of someone who has to take a dump.

I went out for a run the other day, and a couple miles from home my intestines felt like they were going to burst. I had to do the poop shuffle the whole way home--I barely made it.

by Pete Dick January 10, 2008

Poop Knife

An idea, tool or tradition that was originally thought to be ubiquitous, then discovered to be unique to one's own social group (usually a family), then finally revealed to be far less unique than one thought, though still rare enough that an average person will likely not know about it.

The literal poop knife (a knife used for separating large turds into smaller pieces, such that they fit down the toilet) is the best example.

I thought it was just my family that celebrated Three Kings' Day. Turned out to be a poop knife.

by thorvindr May 28, 2019

poop rocket

Poop that's so hard to pass that when you finally do it's as if it explodes from your butt like a rocket.

Man i was on the toliet the other day and i had the biggest poop rocket ever. It coated the whole toliet bowl in feces.

by Cory Taylor January 16, 2009

Poop Pickle

A word made up by a 10-year old from Green Bay, meaning a thoughtless jerk.

My dad is a poop pickle.

by KittyloveGB March 7, 2010

Poop Sucker

By looking this up you are now a poop sucker.

Man, what did you do today? I became a poop sucker

by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl December 4, 2018

Helicopter poop

In a public restroom with toilet stalls, one stands on top of the walls of stall. Then making sure they have aligned their asshole with the water in the toilet they drop a bomb. There is also a variation in which the pooper deploys diarrhea, this is called operation rolling thunder.

Dude, there was nobody in the restroom so i took a helicopter poop and there was major splash back.

by shit-squad April 2, 2011

islamic poop torture

Islamic poop torture is when you are locked in a completely forest green room with multiple speakers playing “uh oh stinky” over and over again, you are only fed poop (from goats) and pee (from humans) and after your body has adjusted to eating poop and “uh oh stinky” constantly playing over the speakers you are transferred to a different cell painted dark brown where “uh oh stinky” plays but the speed is increased by 25% so you slowly go completely insane

My brother went through islamic poop torture when he was a kid, and was never the same again.

by zippersocks October 4, 2019