Plank

A girl that has no butt or boobs

Damn man that girls a plank

by Smartestdumbass February 6, 2019

Plank

Someone who doesn’t show up, after confirming they’re going.

Joe said he would pull up later, but now he’s planking! What a plank!

by dabobcat June 10, 2019

Vertical Planking

To vertical plank, to hang from a ledge/bar or any other things able to be gripped with the hand. Using only your hands, hang in a complete vertical position, elevating, as if standing. The higher/more dangerous the plank, the more skilled the plank.

™©® Vertical Planking, created by Benjamin Poletti

Credited to Alidad Aynetchi

"Hey Jonathan. Check it out I'm vertical planking off the side of this escalator. While going up!"

by DanteLillyTigger November 11, 2011

vertical plank

Like planking, a vertical planker stands as still and as straight as he/she can.

"Hey, Lukes standing like a dick again"
"No dude. He's just vertical planking"

by MrCockknuckles February 13, 2014

boll plank

When you bounce ideas between each other.

Could you be my boll plank for a second? I need to bounce some ideas.

by sup3rhero November 15, 2016

plankers

without a general plan or direction, aimless. In most Verizon cellular phones, "plankers" will appear when trying to text the word "planless" in T9 word.

After I got ditched at the gay bar, I was totally plankers. Beers, y'all.

by Trelvington May 22, 2010

Planking

PLANKING - also known as "planksters" the art of laying perfectly still like a plank of wood in weird places like on mailbox, a basket ball hoop and stairs. you then take pictures and upload them to the planking facebook page so other planksters can try to out do yours.

person 1 - joe i'm bored lets bake a cake or something
person 2 - baking is gay lets go planking stuff
person 1 -that sounds extremely dumb and dangerous but i love it lets go plank the Sydney harbor bridge!
person 2 - that's such a great idea and then lets facebook it!

by missplankton June 7, 2011