Pine

Hot, tall dommy mommy that will bully you

Person: “I cant tell if I’m aroused or depressed”
Person 2: “You talked to Pine, didn’t you?”

by zoilas June 29, 2021

pine

When something is crazy, interesting, mad or unbelievably true. Essentially it is to be used when you have received a bit of crazy/funny/deep info this is the best word to utilise.

Eliza: Yesterday I did my daily excretion in the fridge
Saf: PINE!!!!!!!!

by carrismyfavwhip February 9, 2021

naughty-pine furniture

Da assorted "time out" chairs dat one finds in family-sized homes.

If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.

Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.

by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024

Pining

When a character in a show decides that sex with another character is worth striving away from the very important task they are trying to achieve. Coined after Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager. Otherwise known as thinking with your d*ck.

Even though he was undercover on a top secret mission, Jonathan could not resists pining the mafia bosses wife.

by littleowlegion November 23, 2020

riding pine

When someone rides the bench

riding pine
George: Yo did you play today?
Lance: No i rode pine
George: Damn nikka you trash

by Gerome from the neighborhood March 27, 2021

a literal pine tree

a person who is amazing and good and great.

person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019