pity likes

On facebook, when you make a witty comment on a person's status and the person likes your comment first, and then, a few minutes later, out of pity for the other people who commented, likes the rest of the comments on her status. This often happens even when you weren't the first one to comment on the status.

I know I shouldn't give a shit, but Miranda gave out pity likes again after I commented on her 7-11 free slurpee status with "never forget." Fuck that bitch.

by mattdoge December 23, 2013

Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.

Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!

by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014

pity fish

Semi-aquatic mammal whose ugly face and lack of social skills inspires pity and sympathy from those around it.

I saw a pity fish in the pond yesterday and I felt really bad for it, so I gave it 40 bucks.

by Bitch nigga 2 August 4, 2014

Pitydicking

To give favors (usually sexual) to those with small penises, because you pity them.

"I heard Chase Peters was pitydicking Kiel, kinda kinky right"

by puresugar February 17, 2015

pity bowl

In fantasy sports, when the score to a matchup is under 170 points total.

Look at that. Karam and Andrew are in another pity bowl.

by kirbbb November 21, 2015

pity pull

When someone gets with you because they feel sorry for you

"Yeah she kissed me at the party after I told her that my dog was ill, it was such a pity pull"

by lemmingdos March 30, 2016

pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."

"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."

by folksinger87 April 21, 2016