Perking

To be attracted to nipples of all kinds in a sexual way, often searching out opportunities to observe them in their natural state.

Sarah: Steve, I thought you loved me, but you are perking at every set of nipples in this swimming pool.

Steve: *sobs* I'm sorry Sarah, I can't help myself, I AM KING PERKER. I need help....*gulp, sob*

by FUCKUPHIMA January 25, 2015

Perkins

The epitome of 'shitty' . Popular in most of Canada and some of the U.S.

Originated in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.

Sentence Example:
''Bro, you got a toke?''
''Hahaha, fuck bro no lies I'm down to my last bong hittt, but I guess we can share it...?''
''Ooooooohhhhhhh, Perkinnnnnnnssssss Brroooooooo''

Sentence Example: PERKINS

''Bro, you got a toke?''
''Hahaha, fuck bro no lies I'm down to my last bong hittt, but I guess we can share it...?''
''Ooooooohhhhhhh, Perkinnnnnnnssssss Brroooooooo''

by Sir Smokes-A-Lot October 20, 2013

pegging

Something ugly lesbians do to straight men when they want to start families.

This thoroughbred will serve our line well, father. Now, to begin his pegging.

by Commander Knowitall October 24, 2010

perginis

A vagina with a penis sticking out of it or a transvestite

Dave is dating a transvestite with a perginis

by Dicksucker23 February 25, 2017

perning

Illegal selling of masturbation toys.

Im going to make a police report of someone perning there without a permit.

by fleffz March 18, 2017

pegging wiley

Getting a rocket rammed into your ass unwillingly and lighting it as you run away laughing so hard your crying.

That one time at band camp, Wiley got a large bottle rocket shoved in his sphincter and it was lit, and failed to take off; resulting in a torched anus and gooch. i.e. pegging Wiley

by z-smith87 December 31, 2017

Perinanum

The soft, squidgy part between Christmas and New Year (deriv. perineum)

As in: "What day is it dear?"

"No idea. We're right in the middle of the perinanum"

by reenie1308 December 29, 2018