Let's Bounce This Popsicle Palace

To leave a lame,dorky party

Girls "Let's Bounce This Popsicle Palace"

by -^ G March 13, 2009

Pahlavi

A dynasty that ruled Iran from 1953 to 1979, when it was toppled by the Islamic Revolution.

An enlightened, progressive, and pro-Western regime that was generously enforced on the Iranians by the US following CIA led coup of democratically elected nationalist Mossadeq.

The Pahlavi regime practiced benevolent policies which included the torturing and execution of political opposition; hording billions of dollars from oil revenues while most of the populations lived in shanty towns; use of secret police (SAVAK) to terrorize all those opposing the Shah.

Then inexplicably all sections of Iranians united against Shah Pahlavi and overthrew him, installed instead an Islamic state, and began to randomly hate the US. Those ungrateful Iranians clearly don't know how to return a kind favor.

American: How dare those Iranians oppose the US and fail to appreciate all the wonderful things we did for them during the Pahlavi era.
Iranian: .....

by The Middle East Expert July 3, 2012

palace

An object that that when refered to, is in fact, a palace.

That is a palace.

by hiryuu February 16, 2004

Paladin

Title character, 60's TV western.
AKA 'Have Gun, Will Travel'.

Have gun, will travel reads the card of
a man
A knight without armor in a savage land.
His fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind
A soldier of fortune is a man called
Paladin.

by ArmyCop June 4, 2004

Paladin Training

Training that every Paladin trainee must undergo in order to achieve Paladin status. It is the most intense training ever developed. Training that Luis uses in order to become one of the most powerful and rugged beings known to man or beast.

Billy: Luis, how did you become so strong and so rugged.
Luis: Paladin training.... yeaaahhh! FUCK EM UUUUUUP!!!!

by Nicholas Piper AKA Lord Biron October 9, 2008

Crystal Monkey palace

A place where people wear a lot of shiny shit, but are dumber than a box of rocks. A small office space full of officers that don't know thier ass from a hole in the ground.

While at Marine Corps Detachment, Aberdeen Proving Grounds, I stopped by the Crystal Monkey Palace to see what kind of crazy bullshit they had planned next.

Dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the Crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.

by Jose Osorio November 26, 2003

jacks & palances

A system created more than 200 years ago by the framers of the U.S. Constitution that takes power away from the three branches of government (executive, judicial, & legislative), and gives more direct power to the late film actor Jack Palance.
-Before any bill is submitted before Congress, it must first be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-If passed by Palance and three-quarters of both houses of Congress, it must then be approved by the president.
-If signed by the president, it must again be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-Jack Palance can then overrule the high court if he believes the a law is not palanced.
-Each of the three branches jacks the power of the other two...creating an equal palance of power.

The system of jacks & palances is integral to the federal government's continued stability.

by Truman Benedix March 4, 2008