Titty Sling

A bra, usually above the cup size of C.

Dayum, her Titty Sling must be huge!

by Ned Farr July 25, 2011

Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits

What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!

by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012

Titty frog

A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.

What will Satan do with giant frog tits?

Why! That's a silly question.

Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!

Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.

by someone in need of Jesus November 24, 2020

Titty Biscuits

The result of when sweat mixes with excess powder applied to the breast area of women.

When you put lots of powder on your chest or down your shirt in order to keep cool in the heat, but your sweat mixes in with the powder and forms little clumps called "Titty Biscuits".

by The Son Of Jor-El July 4, 2011

titty suck

to suck a female's natural busty breast

by Ass September 5, 2003

titty fuck

when a man takes his bodacious dong and shoves it in between the tits and moves in an upward motion

Chad: Hey nance wanna come over tonight? Iĺl give you a good titty fuck.
Nance: OH YES! CHAD YOU SEXY MAN!
Chad: Here comes big chubby!

Nance: oohohohohohohoh MMMMMMMMMMMM UHUHUHUUUHUH
Chad: im gonna cum!

by FaZed_CatNip March 19, 2019

Titty Clock

Telling a woman/girlfriend/wife the time by moving her boobs in a specific direction.

Left titty is the hour hand and right titty is the minute hand

12: 30 ---> left titty pushed up, right titty pushed down

etc etc...

Hey hunny do you know the time?

Sure let me consult the titty clock

by Joe Money Money November 25, 2010